If you’re going to use meat to commit a crime, here’s what you need to do. Break into a house and:
1) Rub spices on one victim.
2) Slap the other victim with an eight inch sausage.
3) Rob the place and then run away, throwing the offending sausage onto the ground (which a dog will then eat).
4) Strip down to your boxer shorts, and hide in an open field until the police arrest you.
Truly the work of a criminal mastermind. Link.
