Jon Camp:
What kudzu is to the south, Vegan Outreach is to North America — pervasive, quickly spreading, and impossible to control. But unlike kudzu, we are welcomed by residents with open arms, and not sprayed at with herbicides. Vegan Outreach: The invasive species that you’ll learn to love.
Best tortured metaphor ever. Now go adopt a college and help Vegan Outreach spread further.
